Why is a lawyer painting buildings?
My grandpa on my mom’s side was a carpenter and general contractor. Most of the men on my dad’s side are lifelong DIYers who also work in the construction industry. We’ve got 3 civil engineers, a construction superintendent, a surveyor, a former general contractor, and probably a few others I’m missing. I’ve been putting up sheetrock, tiling bathrooms, roofing houses, building home additions, installing flooring, building decks, forming concrete, and a whole lot more, ever since I was a little kid.
At sixteen, my first job was as a laborer and operator for a local cattle company in Ritzville, Washington. Over the course of four summers, two spring breaks, and a handful of winter days, I repaired and maintained center pivots, fencing, and farm equipment. I changed pipe, built irrigation lines, unclogged pumps, tore down old corrals and outbuildings, and welded new corrals together. I operated front-end loaders, telehandlers, tractors, a backhoe, an excavator, a dump truck, and a semi-truck. I swathed, raked, baled, hauled, and fed hay. I also sprayed more thistles than your average city-dweller sees in a lifetime.
In the summers before and after my time at Washington State University, I worked for the Adams County Public Works Department. For those of you who know a thing or two about government work, you may be asking – should working for a county even count as labor? I can assure you that the prospect of government work did not affect my work ethic. Sure, at times I maintained roads from the luxury of an air-conditioned vehicle but, at others, I walked for miles alongside a chip-spreader in 90-degree heat, raking out bumps in newly laid gravel placed over hot oil.
During my senior year at WSU, I landed one of my favorite jobs to date, working as a laborer (and occasional operator) for an excavation company based out of Pullman, WA. I installed septic and drainage systems, dug trenches for utilities, and prepped ground for concrete. Looking back, it feels like I spent equal portions of my time on either a skid-steer or a “Jumping Jack” compactor. If you’re unfamiliar, I encourage you to look up videos of those two pieces of equipment and take a wild guess at which one is more fun to operate.
I missed working in construction so, earlier this year, I started The Longhair Laborer, a licensed general contractor in Washington State! As a means of advertising its services, I cleaned up an old building in my hometown that my parents own.
That generated a little building envy around town! Soon after, I landed my first job - the same family who hired me to work on their cattle ranch when I was 16 years old hired me to fix up a building they use as a distribution facility for custom beef boxes.
Now … I really set out to start an excavation company, so the question is … do I plan to paint more buildings? Quite possibly - though it's getting too late in the year.
Maybe next spring I'll start a marketing campaign - "Operation paint the town."
Laws are dumb. Help inform the public.
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• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Laws are dumb. Who needs them?
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
100% cotton. Machine Washable.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!